The child and his mother.
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”
The College Rules.
There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. “If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine o’clock, you will get a fifty dollar fine. If you get caught twice, you get a hundred dollar fine. If you get caught three times, you get a two hundred-fifty dollar fine and suspension for a week at the least.” So a boy raises his hand and asks, “How much for a yearly pass?”
Why did you have to die?
A man was at a grave yard.
He began to moan “Why did you die oh why did you have to die?”
A passer by knelt down next to the man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually i never met him!” replied the man
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer-by contiguously.
“He was my wife’s first husband!”
He began to moan “Why did you die oh why did you have to die?”
A passer by knelt down next to the man and said “Was this person very close to you?”
“No, actually i never met him!” replied the man
“Why are you moaning then?” asked the passer-by contiguously.
“He was my wife’s first husband!”
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